heart-fountain:

"Don’t talk to strangers…"

heart-fountain:

"Don’t talk to strangers…"

(via heart-fountain)


halfablyevilmarco:

memosfromlevi:

hanjicuatroojos:

a-soldier-to-humanity:

snk-potato-girl:

homosexual-titan:

*15 year old boy voice* TITANS

[16 yr old girl voice]
POTATOES

//15 year old boy voice// OCEANS

*30 year old woman voice* TITANS

*30 year old man voice* SHUT THE FUCK UP, I’M TRYING TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM

*16 year old boy voice* … [never mind, I’m dead]

(via notsoamazingalison)




Q
When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.
Anonymous
A

You know what. Some people may find that weird. But who cares if it makes you happy. Just do you c(=


Q
Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.
Anonymous
A

Cool! We should meet for coffee sometime. Since you follow me around. Or are you more of a tea person?



heart-fountain:

This is what French with lolo-awkward-turtle consists of.

heart-fountain:

This is what French with lolo-awkward-turtle consists of.


So if two wrongs make a right its okay if I hit you twice right?

But not three times…that’s too far

Maybe four.